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whaleserywhere:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

wow this made my heart explode with happiness, what a good man

thank you sir

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destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

Oh god it’s back

this post will haunt me until my death

he threw his fcking typewriter through the window

that would be a printer 

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justalittlebit-ch:

peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

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audiopretzel:

Baby Chameleon

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weedbrain:

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infiniterecovery:

atropis:

numbers-countforn0thing:

just-my-anatomy:

insomnia-youth:

Omg finally a normal sized person on tumblr

shes actually so beautiful omg

so glad this has so many notes on it. It’s better than seeing a stick thin girl who apparently has a ‘perfect’ body posted all over my dashboard. 

She’s beautiful!

them hips.

She’s drop dead gorgeous

Fuck this girl-on-girl hate. I’m so fucking sick of it. This girl IS gorgeous, but so are the fucking super skinny girls, and are so are the fucking huge girls with majestic rolls, and so are the girls shorter than your fucking nipples and so are the girls taller than small trees. So are the girls who identify as boys, and the boys who identify as girls. EVERYONE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, even if you don’t think so. Beauty is subjective so please shut the fuck up about how surprised you are that someone is pretty, or how some bodies are normal or how people should like some more than others. All bodies are so fucking different that I can’t imagine you finding a perfect match. Fuck you.

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classyequestrian:

Handsome mannn:)

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